《唐伯虎点秋香》搞笑群人英语小品剧本

Act 1
地点：The backyard of Tang’s house
人物：唐伯虎，祝枝山，仆人甲，仆人水
道具：文房四宝，鸡翅，2穿翅杈， 3桌子，1凳子，背景音乐
旁白：唐伯虎，于明宪宗成化六年庚寅年寅月寅日寅时出世，故名唐寅，又因属虎，故又名唐伯虎。唐寅聪明绝顶，诗画双杰，位居江南四大才子之首，为当时男女老少所崇拜的偶像。

（唐伯虎手执毛笔，用酱油刷鸡翅膀）
仆人甲： Master, isn't one dish of soy enough?
唐伯虎： Slowly, please.
仆人甲： Many people come for your paintings, why don't you bother?
唐： I have no mood to draw. Give them two more baskets of rubbish, that's it.
仆人甲：Yes.
（出门时在门中碰见祝枝山）
Mr. Zhu.
祝枝山：Ah, Brother Tong.
唐伯虎：Hey, Brother Zhu.
祝：Help, Brother Tong.
唐：l think you must have lost all you money again.
祝：You understand me so well.
唐：Among the 'Four Scholars', everyone knows you love gambling.
Having no money, to live comfortably', it is your motto, right?
祝：You are flattering me! You're born to be a free-liver. In fact, you are much more luckier than me.
唐： But... you lose so much money per every two days, and you come to seek help from me after losing money, l don't think l can help you forever.
祝： Sure! Because of that, l tried to risk for the last time.
But l lost the money which l could earn till my death.
That's 300,000 taels.
So, l have to beg you to draw 30 paintings...in order to save my life.
唐： l see, I see.
Shui, go out first.
仆人水： Yes, master.
唐： Damn you, don't you think l owe you that? You need 30 paintings?
No way!
祝： Please! lt's my fault,l am now begging you to forgive me.
Also, l always help you to sell your paintings which make you get rich!
Some loan-sharks are waiting for me outside,
They want me to get 30 paintings of yours within one hour.
Otherwise, they'll kill me!