《唐伯虎点秋香》搞笑群人英语小品剧本(6)

春香：Qiu xiang, come here, let’s play together!

秋香：You play it!
（手拿诗集，继续看）
（唐伯虎在旁边作偷看状）

唐：Qiuxian
秋香：Hua an, why you are here?

唐：Qiuxiang is as beautiful as flower，so many girls are cling to him.
I (Hua an) want to appreciate Qiuxiang’s appearance.
秋香：Boring! Why are there so many nonsense rubbishes in this world?
l wonder, is Tong Pak-Fu the only ideal man in this world！
Only a romantic man...can write such romantic poem!
'The temple is located inside the peach blossom garden.'
'There is a fairy of peach blossom.'
'The fairy of peach blossom planted the peach blossom trees.'
'She traded the flowers for sweet wine.'

唐：（唐才子模样站到桌上）
'The people thought l was insane.'
'But they don't really understand me.'
'Can't you see the graves of the heroes?'
‘No flowers, no wine, but who cares?'
（秋香与才子模样的唐伯虎含情相望）
唐：l love this poem!

秋香：You recited the poem of Tong Pak-Fu.
ln fact, it's a kind of insult.
You are not qualified to recite his poem。

唐：l couldn't help telling you the truth...
Listen, l am Tong... Bo... Hu!

秋香：Tong Bo-Hu?

唐：So?

秋香：You are really Tangbohu

唐：Qiuxiang, it’s me.
（秋香走过来，含情默默相对，然后相拥一起）

唐：Qiuxiang, tomorrow we'll go to the lake in boat, OK?

秋香：Bohu, no! You are the enemy of madam hua, I afraid that she would know. Then she will kill you.

唐：So long as I can stay with you, I don’t be afraid.

秋香：No! I don’t let you die.

唐：Don’t be afraid. With me! We could sneak out.

秋香：OK!
唐：We meet in my backyard, no see no go.
（从远处传来华夫人的骂人声）

秋香：Bohu! You leave quickly, madam hua is coming.