《唐伯虎点秋香》搞笑群人英语小品剧本(4)

唐：Cheap man! A brand new cheap man for sale.
Come and have a look! I’m so poor!
（石榴和秋香出门）

石榴：Are you selling yourself to bury your dad?
But it's not lucky to see a dead body early in the morning.

唐：l don't want, too.
Why don't you be merciful ['mə:siful]仁慈的；慈悲的；宽容的
buy me please.

石榴：What a pity （怜悯同情遗憾）? We need a workman indeed, why not...
（这时又来了一个人，推着木车，车上躺着六个死人，这人还口吐血，极其悲惨）

惨人：l am poor, l want to sell myself to bury my whole family!

唐：Kidding?!

惨人：Be merciful, my family died last night.
l am sick withtuberculosis [tju:,bə:kju'ləusis] 肺结核；结核病too, why not buy me? May be, I’ll cut half price!

秋香：He is miserable ['mizərəbl]悲惨的；痛苦的；卑鄙的; why not buy him to be our workman?

石榴：（哭）So, buy him.

唐：Lady, first come first serve, l come first.

秋香：lt's not a matter of priority [prai'ɔrəti]优先；优先权；优先次序；优先考虑的事.
石榴：Leave It to me. He has to bury his whole family and you have to bury your dad only.
l do want to help you, but it's difficult for me to buy two.

唐：But, l am miserable too.

石榴：Then show me how miserable you are.

唐：Well, l...
See how dirty are my fingernails?
lt's miserable, right?
（惨人的小狗突然死去）

惨人：（痛哭）Wong Cai, don't die! Don't die.
You have followed me for a long time, you're so good to me.
But l have never given yousufficient [sə'fiSənt] 足够的；充分的 food.
l am damn [dæm]可恶的 sorry.

唐：（唐伯虎看见一只蟑螂，喊“小心啊！”，石榴姐一退，将蟑螂踩死了。）
Watch out!
（悲痛欲绝）Xiao qiang, how are you?
Don't die, Xiao qiang, don't die.
We have suffered for such a long time,