《唐伯虎点秋香》搞笑群人英语小品剧本(3)

如花：ls it OK? No, l am a girl, a decent girl.

唐：l know, l want to make my friends happy, that's all.
ln fact, l am Tong Pak-Fu.

如花：So what?l don't know you.
l will shout for help if you don't leave me alone.

唐：How about paying you 1 tael?

如花：1 tael? Who do you think l a.m.?
Make it ten.

唐：That's too expensive, why don't you rob?

如花：Right, l am robber.
Give me all your money.
（两人乱打，最后如花被唐伯虎打落河中）

三人：What's wrong? （赶到桥上）What’s the matter?

文征明：No need to punch her like that?

唐：Robber! lt's a ladyboy!

三人：Ladyboy?

祝：l love it. Hold it. （祝枝山将折扇递给文斌，跳入河中）

文征明：Damn it. He is being the first to!

（华夫人带众人去拜神）
春香：Look, so many people!

夏香：Yes, it's crowded.

华夫人：Chun-xiang, Xia-xiang, shut up,

四大才子：Heave yourselves.
What's going on?

某人：Madam Hua and her 4 pretty maids have come for worshipping.

周文斌：The maids are all pretty, especially Qiu-xiang.

唐：Who is she? Who is Qiu-xiang?

文斌,征明：Look! That way.

三人：Qiu-xiang.
（秋香回首一笑）

唐：Damn, she is not pretty at all.

周文斌：You know, pretty woman is like flowers.
You'll be all eyes for its beauty if some leaves are around.
Look once more.

三人：Pretty woman!
（一整排回首，旁人皆成丑女衬托）

唐：Woo, she is really pretty!
Let's go in the temple together.
To look for fun!
Act 3
地点：West Gate of Hua’s house
人物：唐伯虎，秋香，石榴，惨人，假死人
道具：“旺财”，1手帕，“小强”，2卖身牌，1棍子，4凳子，银两
旁白：第三幕，华府西门口。唐伯虎为追秋香，化装成贫民意图混进华府。

唐：You can't move no matter what happens! OK?

假死人：Take it easy! Leave It to Me