-5人英语小品剧本

演员表：
　　西门吹雪
　　叶孤城
　　花满楼
　　king
　　旁白
　　
道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。
　　第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠
　　旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .
　　Birdsaredancinginthecold .
　　Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .
　　Windiscominginsilence.
　　Another mysteriousmanapproaches .
　　Y与X相遇．
　　X：oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !
　　Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.
　　X:Excuseme， whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?
　　Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou?
　　X:Iamximenchuixue.
　　Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?
　　X:Yes,whatiswrong?
　　Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts?
　　X:Great, youknowme !
　　Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’tkillme! letmeyougo!
　　X:No, Imustkillyou !
　　Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!
　　X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?
　　Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!
　　X:Pardon!
　　(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
　　X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?
　　Y:pleasedrinkit!
　　X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha
　　Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?
　　X:Sure, must! milkismilk.
　　Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!?
　　X:I’msureIwon’t!
　　Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!
　　X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !
　　Y大笑：HaHa……
　　X可怜状: help! help! Whereisthewashroom?
　　Y:What ?
　　X:Toliet?
　　Y:What ?
　　X:The “WC”?