英语搞笑小品剧本《唐伯虎点秋香》(7)

　　华夫人：Nonsense ['nɔnsəns]胡说;废话荒谬的. 胡说!, choose it!

　　唐：Oh, my god. (做出挑选新娘的动作)(一准新娘身子动了动)

　　l know it.(飞身将准新娘抱住)

　　华文：Time's up.

　　唐：On time. Qiu xiang(掀开准新娘的面具，竟然是石榴姐!)

　　石榴：Tang tang!

　　唐：Why is you?

　　石榴：Now, everybody knows...you have drawn

　　my picture secretly.

　　How can l face other people? I'd better die.

　　唐：That's good idea.

　　石榴：Of course, you agree with this suggestion.

　　As you want to die with me, like Romeo and Juliet.

　　Damn you, l don't fall for you at all.

　　唐：Shit! (唐伯虎狠狠把石榴推开)

　　Let me die!

　　众人：Kneel down, the wedding starts.

　　唐：Qiu xiang?!

　　(两从跪下)

　　华夫人：Qiu xiang, after so many tests,

　　l believe Tong loves you wholeheartedly.

　　Now, I’m glad to let him marry you.

　　秋香：Thank you, Madam.

　　众人：Wish you have today year after year!

　　Year old of old has the present too!

　　唐：Thank you, thank you!

　　(两人默默相望)

　　唐：Qiu xiang, passed through so many twists and turns, fortunately...

　　秋香：We are getting married at last.

　　(集体跳舞作为一个幸福结尾)