英语搞笑小品剧本《唐伯虎点秋香》(4)

　　'There are many geese under the mountain.'

 

　　文征明：'They rushed down to the river.'

 

　　祝：'Let's roast a goose.'

 

　　唐：'After roasting, you'd better go home for a screw.'

 

　　三人：Good, very good. Very good!

　　(三人笑，唐伯虎逛笑)

 

　　祝：There is something attractive.

　　See, there is a beauty on the bridge. She seems to be lonely.

　　Why not show us your talent about how to court a girl.

　　To let us learn from you!

 

　　唐：Well...

 

　　周文斌：lt's the welfare for your friends, so?

 

　　唐：l am glad to demonstrate it.

　　三人：Go.

 

　　唐：Miss.

 

　　如花：What's the matter? (一回头，竟是如花!)

 

　　三人：Go, go...

 

　　唐：May l put my head on your shoulder?

 

　　如花：ls it OK? No, l am a girl, a decent girl.

 

　　唐：l know, l want to make my friends happy, that's all.

　　ln fact, l am Tong Pak-Fu.

 

　　如花：So what?l don't know you.

　　l will shout for help if you don't leave me alone.

 

　　唐：How about paying you 1 tael?

 

　　如花：1 tael? Who do you think l a.m.?

　　Make it ten.

 

　　唐：That's too expensive, why don't you rob?

 

　　如花：Right, l am robber.

　　Give me all your money.

　　(两人乱打，最后如花被唐伯虎打落河中)

 

　　三人：What's wrong? (赶到桥上)What’s the matter?

 

　　文征明：No need to punch her like that?

 

　　唐：Robber! lt's a ladyboy!

 

　　三人：Ladyboy?

 

　　祝：l love it.