英语搞笑小品剧本《唐伯虎点秋香》(3)

　　唐： l see, I see.

　　Shui, go out first.

　　仆人水： Yes, master.

　　唐： Damn you, don't you think l owe you that? You need 30 paintings?

　　No way!

　　祝： Please! lt's my fault,l am now begging you to forgive me.

　　Also, l always help you to sell your paintings which make you get rich!

　　Some loan-sharks are waiting for me outside,

　　They want me to get 30 paintings of yours within one hour.

　　Otherwise, they'll kill me!

　　Will you help me or not?

　　唐： One hour? Well, since you are my brother,

　　l will write your lament for your funeral.

　　Say, 'A bastard'

　　or 'A scumbag', which one do you like?

　　Choose between these two.

　　祝： Pak Fu, don't be that mean to me.

　　l swear if l gamble again, let me marry with the worst woman, ls it OK?

　　唐： You made such worst oath!

　　OK, l will save you for the last time.

　　Man, give me the stationery.

　　祝： You are such a heroic friend, so righteous!

　　(唐伯虎作画)

　　祝： Wow! It is pretty good!

　　Act 2

　　地点：A river side, on the street

　　人物：江南四大才子，如花，一女子，围观者，四香，石榴，华夫人，丑婢女

　　道具：4扇子，丝巾，伞，小刀，2凳子，背景音乐

　　旁白：第二幕，江南四大才子结伴出游，众女子兴奋观看。

　　一女子：Look, the 'Four Scholars' are over there.

　　(四大才子摆pose，众女子倾倒)

　　一女子：Go and have a look,

　　祝枝山：We come here for a tour.

　　That’s why the girls are that crazy.

　　文征明：Pals, why not has a poem competition?

　　祝：Very good idea!

　　Why don't you start first? Brother Wen bin.

　　周文斌：l am the best in this field.