经典台词选摘只有过不去的红灯，没有过不去的日子(3)

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     1、Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
     是的，它告诉我们，你参与的群众文化有个错觉，以为太阳的视位置相对于任意星座的定义你的出生，在某种程度上影响你的人格。

     2、Well, today we tried masturbating for money.
     嗯，今天我们尝试手淫是为了钱。

     3、Ah gravity, thou are a heartless bitch.经典台词
     啊，地心引力，你是一个无情无义的婊子。

     4、You did not “break up” with Joyce Kim. She defected to North Korea.
     你没有与乔伊斯·金“”。她叛逃到北韩。

     5、At least now you can retrieve the black box（ ） from the twisted smoldering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her and analyze the data so that you don't crash into geek mountain again.
     只是你现在还能从燃烧的废墟里找回装满对她美妙幻想的黑匣子，好好分析下数据你就不会再坠入“呆子谷”。短信大全

     6、I am truly sorry for what happened last night. I take full responsibility and I hope it won't color your opinion of Leonard, who is not only a wonderful guy but also, I hear, a gentle and thorough r.
     我真的对昨晚发生的事情感到抱歉。我承担所有的，我它不会影响你对伦纳德的看法，他不仅是一个好男人，而且我听说，一个温柔而周密的爱人。

     7、Explain to me an organizational system where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid. I'm just inferring that this is a couch, because the evidence suggests the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale.
     向我解释一个组织系统，在那里一盘扁平餐具在沙发上是有效的。我只是推测，这是一个沙发，因为有证据表明咖啡桌上有一个小车库出售。