好短信祝福

好短信祝福

愿好运像地雷一样，时常给你踩到；厄运像流星雨一样，永远淋你不到；财富像垃圾一样，随处可以捡到；幸福伴你一生像苍蝇一样盯着你不放。
Best of luck, like landmines, often give you step on; fate as the meteor shower as you can not always be poured; wealth like garbage, and you could pick up; happy with your life staring at you like flies tightly. 
祝：领导偏袒你，警察让着你，法院向着你，官运伴着你，媳妇由着你，吃喝随便你，财运罩着你，中奖只有你！
 Good: Leadership favor you, the police told you, the court toward you, accompanied by your official transportation, daughter-in-the you, eating and drinking whatever you want, wealth covered with you, winning only you!
我托一只最可靠的蚊子去找你，它会告诉你我很想你，并请它替我亲你，因为我无法接近你，希望你不要用蚊香和灭蚊器，因为它会替我送上很多“红包”给你。
I asked a mosquito to find you the most reliable, it will tell you I want you, and ask it for me kiss you, because I can not close to you, hope you do not use mosquito coils and mosquito, as it will for me brought a lot of "red packets" to you.
过节了，我不打算给你太多，就给你五千万吧：千万要快乐！千万要健康！千万要平安！千万要知足！千万不要忘记我！
Holidays, and I do not want to give too much, it will give you 50 million: 10 million to be happy! 10 million to health! 10 million should be safe! 10 million to be satisfied! Do not forget me!